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WE MUST BAN
Reconstruction
BECAUSE IT
might make a hypothetical child feel a feeling
AS DETERMINED BY
a school board with a Facebook page
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We must ban
Reconstruction
because it might make a hypothetical child feel a feeling.
as determined by
a school board with a Facebook page
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